1. Editing is hard. It’s far harder than I thought it would be. Two instances: When working on a project for some people, a freelance writing project, everybody seemed happy with the content that I had provided until an editor was hired, stepped in and changed thousands of words. Seriously, thousands, and they were changes that seemed to have very little consistency with themselves, and altered the overall tone of the piece. Frankly, they might as well have hired her to write the thing in the first place (or tell me, from the beginning, the tone that they were actually going for). This isn’t a rare thing: Another friend has had an offer to publish her novel, only they want the ending completely changed, altered from it’s currently interesting ambiguity, and shifted towards something far safer and neutered. I don’t know how to feel about any of this, yet.
2. Lost is the best television show currently on the air. People complain about it becoming too complicated, too confusing, too must time-travel. Oh, boo hoo. I’ve got an idea: why not try and push yourself, think outside the standard format, work at something for once? It’s thrilling and exciting and hilarious and touching, and just happens to, yes, jump all over time and location like a 1.21gw powered pogo stick. If it confuses you, try harder, and if you don’t want to try harder, go and watch Heroes or something.
3. Heroes, in the above sentence, was originally Dollhouse, and then I thought that I should write about it more. Have you watched Dollhouse yet? It’s Alias, but less fun, and – somehow – less charmingly written. I expect cancellation, and I don’t think that nearly as many people will be outraged as were when Firefly hit the dirt.
4. Battlestar Galactica is the second best television show currently on the air, but it, of course, is roaring to the pre-destined series finale next week. It’s astonishing as well: beautiful, political and philosophical, making you think whilst it gives you action and twists at every corner, and, in Gaius Baltar, one of the best characters ever realised. It reminds me at its times of what would have happened had The West Wing been set in the future, with some robots that look like people. I know people won’t watch it because they don’t like sci-fi or whatever: those people are idiots. This is sci-fi in the same way that the Terminator films are: Human characters fighting against the technology that threatens to outgrow them. I will be sad to see it end.
5. The world is abuzz with leaky records lately, talking about the Grizzly Bear album hat appeared like it heralds the beginning of the end. It doesn’t, per se – it’s an awful rip, and anybody who thinks that it’s listenable must listen to all of their music in an upside boat somewhere in the ocean – but it does point towards something. Remember back in the day – the 60s day, this is, which you almost certainly don’t actually remember, but bear with me – albums would get released with only a couple of weeks of promotion in music magazines, and they would sell gangbusters, and then people would continue buying them? Why the hell hasn’t this new music climate of leaks and spillages pushed the industry back to this? Why aren’t albums getting released as soon as they’re done and then getting promoted? We need this trail of hype to pre-sell something, based on, what? an awful quality leak that some people on the internet are going insane for? Here’s an idea. Sell the MP3s of the Grizzly Bear album tomorrow, and then work around a campaign as to why it’s so good.
6. In other downloading news, why do the books that I buy not yet come with a download code for the PDF? I would have not bought a single book less this year, but I would have bought a Sony Reader, were this the case. Nevermind, eh?
7. Stephen King. I read that Kindle story. Please, please, for the love of everything I used to adore about your writing, don’t do that again. I’m all for more ‘Men In Yellow Coats’, but I just can’t accept the fictional equivalent of product placement. And, let’s face it, your writing today isn’t quite what it used to be. Take some time, write some stuff under a new pseudonym – maybe try something harder, less rounded and clean-edged? – and then we’ll talk again.
8. Robeto Bolano. The Savage Detectives is great, one of the best things that I have ever read, but far too long. It could have taken the title of best novel ever were that middle section – you’ll know the one, if you’ve read it – not such a chore to get through at times. The novel must be, what, 200,000 words? That’s a big novel, hard to read and harder to sell, and hard – for some readers – to even contemplate. They like the number of pages, that’s true – people love value for money! – but when the font is small (as, in a 200grand novel, it must be) that’s a tough sell. I noticed the other day that The Savage Detectives was in the CRIME! section of my local Borders, which is grossly inappropriate, I have to say, and would suggest that nobody in the shop had read it, but it also stuck out like a sore thumb with the rest of the books on the stand: they shared the same number of pages, but their fonts were twice, sometimes nearly three times the size, 12 words to a line. I don’t know what that tells you.
9. I miss bootlegs. I remember going to Camden Market of a sunday and buying bootleg albums of either concerts that I went to or concerts that I wished that I’d been able to go to. Two of my favourites were Pearl Jam Unplugged (finally being officially released, fact fans!) and a Nine Inch Nails live cassette called Nothing Can Stop Me Now. This latter one was notable for two reasons: awful quality sound, which I put up with then (but won’t put up with now for the Grizzly Bear leak!) and that title, torn from the lyrics to Piggy, from The Downward Spiral. I miss bootlegs for the thrill of getting something illicit, the thrill of hearing stuff that you haven’t heard before, and the titles, the way that it was presented as something semi-official because a bit of a lyric had been used for a title. If it were called ‘Live At Brixton Academy’ it would have been duller, somehow, more official, but it wasn’t: It had a title that I related to on a different level.
10. Speaking of things being Live At Brixton Academy, Faith No More have reunited. They aren’t playing Brixton Academy, but they are playing Download. I am trying to work out if it’s possible. I’m also toying with the Sonisphere bill. I don’t care about Metallica any more, and I never cared about Linkin Park to begin with, but Nine Inch Nails, Jane’s Addiction, Alice In Chains and Mastodon might be too much to pass up on the same bill.
11. In other news, I’m loving the new Cursive album, the new Phoenix album, The Antler’s Hospice, the new Richard Swift, Paul Steel and Stevie Nicks’ solo stuff. So yeah, get, or something.
12. Some friends of mine had a baby the other day, Avalon Joan Simpson. She’s terribly cute, and I’d like to congratulate them all.
13. You can follow me on Twitter here. It’s really nice to see it take off, and even nicer for the way that I’ve met so many people I wouldn’t have met were it not for Twitter, writers and artists and contacts. I have, thus far, had two freelance jobs from contacts that I’ve made, which is phenomenal. Yesterday, Facebook unveiled a new look that’s exactly like Twitter, now, only without the opportunity to meet people that you don’t already know – surely the point of Twitter in the first place. We’ll see if it works or not.
14. I broke the 30,000 word mark on the novel as I headed into section 3 of 6, where events really kick off. I’ve been thinking a lot about Freytag’s Pyramid, the pattern by which all narrative flow occurs.

This pattern sits in almost every incident of fiction, be it novel, film, or TV show, and it’s very hard to escape from. Not that you should try to escape: it makes perfect sense really, when you look at it. Many novels are the pyramid repeated over and over. My first one repeated it three times; my second only once, really. This latest one does it over and over again, I think, and all instances have proven that you need the first three and last three stages for stage 4 – Climax – to have any impact at all. If it comes from nowhere, it means nothing. If it fades to nowhere, it means nothing. Even if the individual points on the pyramid are single sentences, they almost invariably have to exist. My narrative is hugely disjointed: chronological, but broken up into the narrative voices of a great many characters, prefaced by their name and their location. See:

It’s not an original narrative trick, but it’s how I have to tell this story, so fine. But it’s a nightmare to keep track of, and the individual characters all have their own arcs as well as the arcs of the novel itself. So I have Freytag’s Pyramid to consider on two levels: as a novel, and for each individual character, and each character encounters the stages of that pyramid multiple times. Knowing that, I then have to balance it for the reader, ensure that you don’t spend too long on one character’s arc, or that you don’t spend long enough – another issue with this as a form is that some of the voices won’t be liked by the readers. Some aren’t meant to be liked, fine, but when you’re asked to spend time in the heads of others, you have to have a reason to want to stay there or you’ll rush to the next one, potentially losing something that’s important. It’s the same gamble when you write anything first person – What if the reader doesn’t like my narrator? – but it’s definitely more likely when your narrators number in the twenties, and are still growing.